TIME FOR A HETALIA QUIZ! For those that don't know, Axis Powers Hetalia is a delightful little show involving personifications of countries, particularly emphasizing the weakness of Italy in WWII.

It's Hilarious.

British
[X] You drink a lot of tea. (Earl Grey is delicious)
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (I haven't, but I can eat pretty much anything)
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[X] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 6

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs, not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach. (Dun like the sand and salt)
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[X] You have an Australian something. (Accent, available when necessary)
Total: 4

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (But she's german!)
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[X] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10'
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti/pasta is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[X] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is. (Unfortunately)
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (ONLY FOR A PLAY!!!)
[X] You know what platanos are. (Bananas, right?)
Total: 6

Russian
[X] You say villain as: Vee-lon. (Cause hats fun!)
[X] You get short tempered. [Yeah, but I can control it! Mostly]
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha. [Lots, actually)
[X] You don't get cold easily. (But it makes me spasm)
[X] Rain is fun for you. [Always]
[X] You get into contests all the time. (They's fun)
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather. [It's only bad cold when I HAVE to wear a coat]
Total: 7


Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper. (BUT I CAN CONTROL IT!)
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a st. patty's day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[X] You have hair everywhere. [My father called me a monkey)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[X] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing. (Wino grandparents, and...me)
Total: 7

African American
[ ] You say ni#*a/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun. (Hunting)
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon. (Meh)
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You refer to people as 'dawg' or 'homie'.
[X] You can 'sing' gospel. (What's with the ''s?)
Total: 3

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math.
[X] You play/have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (Also, like a supervillain)
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[X] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 5

German
[X] You like bread. (Effing love it)
[X] You think German Chocolate is good. [Amazing]
[X] You speak some German. (Just barely)
[X] You know what Schnitzel is. [It's delicious)
[X] You went to pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2.
[ ] You like Limburger cheese. (Never tried it. But if it's anything like cheese...)
Total: 6

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer. (Wasn't this on the irish?)
[X] You say eh. A lot.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 1 (lowest yet)

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured. (I guess I am)
[X] You hate abortion. (In most circumstances)
[X] But love the penalty. (Dammit you mass murder, you deserve to die)
[ ] You don't read.
[X] You shop at walmart. (I hate it, but I do. I live behind one. It's awful)
[X] You think this survey is rather biased stereotypical. [But everything and everyone is in some way]
Total: 5

WHAT THE HELL AM I? A BRITISH HISPANIC IRISH RUSSIAN!? WHAT?!