Phsychotica

Just found some videos I'd like to share.
Since I don't really need to/have any reason to comment on art.
As I'm not an artist.

Anyways.

I KNEW IT!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDBM8l…

And wow Mike.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDBM8l…

For the kickass icon I now possess thanks to the awesome work of ||Toybox||.
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YEAH!

TIME FOR A HETALIA QUIZ! For those that don't know, Axis Powers Hetalia is a delightful little show involving personifications of countries, particularly emphasizing the weakness of Italy in WWII.

It's Hilarious.

British
[X] You drink a lot of tea. (Earl Grey is delicious)
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (I haven't, but I can eat pretty much anything)
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[X] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 6

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs, not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach. (Dun like the sand and salt)
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[X] You have an Australian something. (Accent, available when necessary)
Total: 4

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (But she's german!)
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[X] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10'
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti/pasta is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[X] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is. (Unfortunately)
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (ONLY FOR A PLAY!!!)
[X] You know what platanos are. (Bananas, right?)
Total: 6

Russian
[X] You say villain as: Vee-lon. (Cause hats fun!)
[X] You get short tempered. [Yeah, but I can control it! Mostly]
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha. [Lots, actually)
[X] You don't get cold easily. (But it makes me spasm)
[X] Rain is fun for you. [Always]
[X] You get into contests all the time. (They's fun)
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather. [It's only bad cold when I HAVE to wear a coat]
Total: 7


Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper. (BUT I CAN CONTROL IT!)
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a st. patty's day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[X] You have hair everywhere. [My father called me a monkey)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[X] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing. (Wino grandparents, and...me)
Total: 7

African American
[ ] You say ni#*a/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun. (Hunting)
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon. (Meh)
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You refer to people as 'dawg' or 'homie'.
[X] You can 'sing' gospel. (What's with the ''s?)
Total: 3

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math.
[X] You play/have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (Also, like a supervillain)
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[X] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 5

German
[X] You like bread. (Effing love it)
[X] You think German Chocolate is good. [Amazing]
[X] You speak some German. (Just barely)
[X] You know what Schnitzel is. [It's delicious)
[X] You went to pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2.
[ ] You like Limburger cheese. (Never tried it. But if it's anything like cheese...)
Total: 6

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer. (Wasn't this on the irish?)
[X] You say eh. A lot.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 1 (lowest yet)

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured. (I guess I am)
[X] You hate abortion. (In most circumstances)
[X] But love the penalty. (Dammit you mass murder, you deserve to die)
[ ] You don't read.
[X] You shop at walmart. (I hate it, but I do. I live behind one. It's awful)
[X] You think this survey is rather biased stereotypical. [But everything and everyone is in some way]
Total: 5

WHAT THE HELL AM I? A BRITISH HISPANIC IRISH RUSSIAN!? WHAT?!

Another Jasu/||Toybox|| quiz! Huzzah!

This is the dishonest lying quiz. Meaning that you become dishonest and start telling lies, not telling dishonest lies which would mean, that's right folks, the TRUTH! THERE IS NO TRUTH! Answering honestly and all other forms of telling the truth are strictly forbidden. You must lie while answering every question. It is also suggested that you lie more than once while answering each question.

The primary function of this quiz is to make you look better than you actually are so please avoid all facts and make yourself look really great.

That's the point, but you know what, I don't care.

And remember that telling THE TRUTH is FORBIDDEN.

The quiz begins...


1. Are you male or female?
I'm a small stack of dollars with googly eyes.

2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
I have an unbirthday every day of the year. Therefore, I'm younger than you. Always. ALWAYS!

3. Where do you live?
I live in the small country of WHAT!? We do speak english is WHAT!? but we're all pretty freaked out.

4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
No...but I do have zombie brothers.

Do you believe in any kind of god(s) or take part in any organized religion?
No I do not. However, I do believe in chaotic religion, which doesn't have a god, persay, but doesn't follow science, and at the same time, gives out cookies every second tuesday of the month.

6. Do you take part in politics? If so what party/candidate do you support/vote for?
Occasionally, I support the alien party. GO GERBLEEGLEBLORX! WIN THE POSITION OF SPACE POPE!

23. How would you describe your personality?
I'm pretty monotone and uncreative. I hate talking to people, and dislike wri

7. Where do you work or study at?
I work for the mole people as their supreme ambassador, because I have sunglasses.

8. What kind of clothes you wear?
...I wear text. I wear the words on the shirt and pants, but not those other things.

9. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
I don't need food or water. Only a steady supply of space crystals.

10. How many friends do you have?
...Q

18. Do you do "IT" often?
Only on fridays, with a spatula, three monkeys, fourteen women and a guy named Paul who comes in when it's all over to clean up the mess.

11. Why did you join DA?
I was threatened at gunpoint by a hotdog who stole the money from my lemonade stand, while I was distracted by the checkers game between my rhinocerous and platypus pals.

12. What kind of art you like?
I enjoy stick figures doing repetitive actions covered by text boxes.

13: What kind of art do you make?
I paint beautiful masterpieces and epics using crushed flowers and dreams.

14: Are you famous here on DA?
You're reading this aren't you?

15: Do you comment/answer comments?
No. I rant at people then delete their profiles.

16: Do you fav often?
NEVER! I HATE EVERY PIECE OF FREAKING ART HERE! IT'S NOT EVEN WORTHY TO BE CALLED ART!

17: Do you do lots of trades, take part in competitions or get gift art?
People can't get enough of my work, but I don't like to show off, so I only trade and give  gift art. Because no one can compare.

19. Do you like quizzes?
Only when I can answer in perfectly logical and sensible answers.

20: Do you use DA often?
Heck no! It's a horrible shovel.

21. Where did question 18 go?
.sith daer ti ylno erehw noisnemid lellarap a ot ni tnes I

22. What kind of gift art would you want to receive?
Porn. Especially if it involves two guys, a midget woman, a giant robot, a wizard, a question mark, three loaves of bread, a pineapple, and then, it's all done in revese.

24. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
Only about as much as I enjoy having all my teeth wrenched out with a rusty mallet, and all the hairs pulled from my body with string and an AK-47.

25. Where did question 23 disappear to?
I ATE IT! It was delicious with hollandaise sauce and a plateful of Organic organs.

WELL, seeing as I was tagged once again by Jasuchin Alchemist, AKA ||Toybox||, I have to do this. 16 things eh? Well, I'm up to the challenge. The question is, CAN YOU HANDLE THE CRAZY?

If you answered yes, proceed and be severely dissappointed.

1. Almost all of my friends believe me to be narcoleptic due to the fact that I sleep a lot, and fall asleep in random locations (in chairs, on busses, in cars, standing up, leaning against walls at almost 45 degree angles, while jogging...)

2. I loves me some Guitar Hero and Rock Band.

3. My username came about with a sudden interest in Metallica's music combined with the urge to use Psycho in a title, and misspelling it all at four in the morning.

4. I do believe in fairies. *Claps hands*

5. I have a small job as a voice-over actor at a radio station doing commercials. It doesn't pay much, but I love it.

6. A majority of my friends equate me to Wilson from Home Improvement, and I accept that with a smile and hand out some worthless advice.

7. As odd as I may seem on the internet, I am actually rather shy in real life. I just feel awkward talking to new people.

8. I have always wanted to end a conversation, regardless of the earlier topics discussed, with "And that's how I saved Christmas." I've also always wanted to get a large group of people to break out into song and dance, or to make them do the Don Kanonji "BWA HA HAAAAAAA!" Laugh. (Complete with arm cross)

9. The one relationship I've been in was forced onto me by a stalker, and lasted about two months.

10. While I do collect manga, anime, keychains, figures, and the like, I have never been to an anime convention. I've always wanted to go, but getting there is a different story.

11. I once bit a three hundred pound woman in the thigh, when I was a small child of five years old. I proceeded to throw a desk at my teacher within the same year in a fit of rage.

12. I believe that the apocalypse theory for 2012 is bogus, but will make an excellent movie.

13. I have a mounted swordfish and shark in my possession, currently lying on the floor, but will eventually be hung up again.

14. As ... robust, as I am, I really do enjoy walking, and frequently go to many places using such a method.

15. I am a regular actor in my community theater. They seem to like me.

16. We'll all float on okay. And we'll all float on all right already, we'll all float on. Now don't you worry, we'll all float on, all right.

If you read this, you've been tagged! Of course...we all know who reads this.