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For the kickass icon I now possess thanks to the awesome work of ||Toybox||.

  • Listening to: F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X.
  • Reading: Frankenstein
  • Watching: A Dark TV
  • Playing: GOD OF WAR II
  • Eating: Salty Cottage Cheese
  • Drinking: BOTTLED WATER
TIME FOR A HETALIA QUIZ! For those that don't know, Axis Powers Hetalia is a delightful little show involving personifications of countries, particularly emphasizing the weakness of Italy in WWII.

It's Hilarious.

[X] You drink a lot of tea. (Earl Grey is delicious)
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (I haven't, but I can eat pretty much anything)
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[X] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 6

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs, not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach. (Dun like the sand and salt)
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[X] You have an Australian something. (Accent, available when necessary)
Total: 4

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (But she's german!)
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[X] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10'
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti/pasta is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[X] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is. (Unfortunately)
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (ONLY FOR A PLAY!!!)
[X] You know what platanos are. (Bananas, right?)
Total: 6

[X] You say villain as: Vee-lon. (Cause hats fun!)
[X] You get short tempered. [Yeah, but I can control it! Mostly]
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha. [Lots, actually)
[X] You don't get cold easily. (But it makes me spasm)
[X] Rain is fun for you. [Always]
[X] You get into contests all the time. (They's fun)
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather. [It's only bad cold when I HAVE to wear a coat]
Total: 7

[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper. (BUT I CAN CONTROL IT!)
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a st. patty's day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[X] You have hair everywhere. [My father called me a monkey)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[X] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing. (Wino grandparents,
Total: 7

African American
[ ] You say ni#*a/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun. (Hunting)
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon. (Meh)
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You refer to people as 'dawg' or 'homie'.
[X] You can 'sing' gospel. (What's with the ''s?)
Total: 3

[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math.
[X] You play/have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (Also, like a supervillain)
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[X] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 5

[X] You like bread. (Effing love it)
[X] You think German Chocolate is good. [Amazing]
[X] You speak some German. (Just barely)
[X] You know what Schnitzel is. [It's delicious)
[X] You went to pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2.
[ ] You like Limburger cheese. (Never tried it. But if it's anything like cheese...)
Total: 6

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer. (Wasn't this on the irish?)
[X] You say eh. A lot.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 1 (lowest yet)

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured. (I guess I am)
[X] You hate abortion. (In most circumstances)
[X] But love the penalty. (Dammit you mass murder, you deserve to die)
[ ] You don't read.
[X] You shop at walmart. (I hate it, but I do. I live behind one. It's awful)
[X] You think this survey is rather biased stereotypical. [But everything and everyone is in some way]
Total: 5

  • Listening to: Hit in the USA-Beat Crusaders
  • Reading: Shakespeare's Works
  • Playing: Mass Effect
  • Eating: Baker Bros. Sandwich
  • Drinking: Iced water with a hint of lemon juice
Another Jasu/||Toybox|| quiz! Huzzah!

This is the dishonest lying quiz. Meaning that you become dishonest and start telling lies, not telling dishonest lies which would mean, that's right folks, the TRUTH! THERE IS NO TRUTH! Answering honestly and all other forms of telling the truth are strictly forbidden. You must lie while answering every question. It is also suggested that you lie more than once while answering each question.

The primary function of this quiz is to make you look better than you actually are so please avoid all facts and make yourself look really great.

That's the point, but you know what, I don't care.

And remember that telling THE TRUTH is FORBIDDEN.

The quiz begins...

1. Are you male or female?
I'm a small stack of dollars with googly eyes.

2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
I have an unbirthday every day of the year. Therefore, I'm younger than you. Always. ALWAYS!

3. Where do you live?
I live in the small country of WHAT!? We do speak english is WHAT!? but we're all pretty freaked out.

4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
No...but I do have zombie brothers.

Do you believe in any kind of god(s) or take part in any organized religion?
No I do not. However, I do believe in chaotic religion, which doesn't have a god, persay, but doesn't follow science, and at the same time, gives out cookies every second tuesday of the month.

6. Do you take part in politics? If so what party/candidate do you support/vote for?
Occasionally, I support the alien party. GO GERBLEEGLEBLORX! WIN THE POSITION OF SPACE POPE!

23. How would you describe your personality?
I'm pretty monotone and uncreative. I hate talking to people, and dislike wri

7. Where do you work or study at?
I work for the mole people as their supreme ambassador, because I have sunglasses.

8. What kind of clothes you wear?
...I wear text. I wear the words on the shirt and pants, but not those other things.

9. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
I don't need food or water. Only a steady supply of space crystals.

10. How many friends do you have?

18. Do you do "IT" often?
Only on fridays, with a spatula, three monkeys, fourteen women and a guy named Paul who comes in when it's all over to clean up the mess.

11. Why did you join DA?
I was threatened at gunpoint by a hotdog who stole the money from my lemonade stand, while I was distracted by the checkers game between my rhinocerous and platypus pals.

12. What kind of art you like?
I enjoy stick figures doing repetitive actions covered by text boxes.

13: What kind of art do you make?
I paint beautiful masterpieces and epics using crushed flowers and dreams.

14: Are you famous here on DA?
You're reading this aren't you?

15: Do you comment/answer comments?
No. I rant at people then delete their profiles.

16: Do you fav often?

17: Do you do lots of trades, take part in competitions or get gift art?
People can't get enough of my work, but I don't like to show off, so I only trade and give  gift art. Because no one can compare.

19. Do you like quizzes?
Only when I can answer in perfectly logical and sensible answers.

20: Do you use DA often?
Heck no! It's a horrible shovel.

21. Where did question 18 go?
.sith daer ti ylno erehw noisnemid lellarap a ot ni tnes I

22. What kind of gift art would you want to receive?
Porn. Especially if it involves two guys, a midget woman, a giant robot, a wizard, a question mark, three loaves of bread, a pineapple, and then, it's all done in revese.

24. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
Only about as much as I enjoy having all my teeth wrenched out with a rusty mallet, and all the hairs pulled from my body with string and an AK-47.

25. Where did question 23 disappear to?
I ATE IT! It was delicious with hollandaise sauce and a plateful of Organic organs.
  • Listening to: Float on-by Modest Mouse
  • Reading: Dante's Inferno
  • Watching: Princess Mononoke
  • Playing: Dead Rising
  • Eating: Shoestring fries
  • Drinking: Iced Tea
WELL, seeing as I was tagged once again by Jasuchin Alchemist, AKA ||Toybox||, I have to do this. 16 things eh? Well, I'm up to the challenge. The question is, CAN YOU HANDLE THE CRAZY?

If you answered yes, proceed and be severely dissappointed.

1. Almost all of my friends believe me to be narcoleptic due to the fact that I sleep a lot, and fall asleep in random locations (in chairs, on busses, in cars, standing up, leaning against walls at almost 45 degree angles, while jogging...)

2. I loves me some Guitar Hero and Rock Band.

3. My username came about with a sudden interest in Metallica's music combined with the urge to use Psycho in a title, and misspelling it all at four in the morning.

4. I do believe in fairies. *Claps hands*

5. I have a small job as a voice-over actor at a radio station doing commercials. It doesn't pay much, but I love it.

6. A majority of my friends equate me to Wilson from Home Improvement, and I accept that with a smile and hand out some worthless advice.

7. As odd as I may seem on the internet, I am actually rather shy in real life. I just feel awkward talking to new people.

8. I have always wanted to end a conversation, regardless of the earlier topics discussed, with "And that's how I saved Christmas." I've also always wanted to get a large group of people to break out into song and dance, or to make them do the Don Kanonji "BWA HA HAAAAAAA!" Laugh. (Complete with arm cross)

9. The one relationship I've been in was forced onto me by a stalker, and lasted about two months.

10. While I do collect manga, anime, keychains, figures, and the like, I have never been to an anime convention. I've always wanted to go, but getting there is a different story.

11. I once bit a three hundred pound woman in the thigh, when I was a small child of five years old. I proceeded to throw a desk at my teacher within the same year in a fit of rage.

12. I believe that the apocalypse theory for 2012 is bogus, but will make an excellent movie.

13. I have a mounted swordfish and shark in my possession, currently lying on the floor, but will eventually be hung up again.

14. As ... robust, as I am, I really do enjoy walking, and frequently go to many places using such a method.

15. I am a regular actor in my community theater. They seem to like me.

16. We'll all float on okay. And we'll all float on all right already, we'll all float on. Now don't you worry, we'll all float on, all right.

If you read this, you've been tagged! Of course...we all know who reads this.
  • Listening to: Float on-by Modest Mouse
  • Reading: Dante's Inferno
  • Watching: One Piece!
  • Playing: Rock Band 2, and Dead Rising
  • Eating: Chocolate chip cookie with almonds
  • Drinking: Coca-cola.
Seeing as how my friends have done some quizzes and personal things on their journals, I'll be a total sheep and do them too! Because I really don't have much to say usually. Other than shameless plugs. Anywho, let's get started.

Quiz 1, By ||Toybox||

Whats your favorite:

Organ: Spleen (More important than you know)
Smell: A chilly winter's morning with a hint of rain. (It's like looking into the eyes of God and crying!)
Letter: Anything that addresses me as Sir, or Dear. And Q.
Type of Hotdog: Thick. Juicy. Ballpark Franks. (Funny commercials. Average food)
Stone: Sapphire (IT'S BLUE!)
Weapon: The bokken. Because you look cool with a wooden sword.
Gender: Male. AND DAMN PROUD!
Pair of Socks: White and comfy.
Artist who's name starts with ll and ends with ll: llToyBoxll, stupid!

Added by Chocopyro:

Final Fantasy game class: Geomancer (Bells, bells, bells, bells!)
D&D class: Wouldn't know.
Element: Wood by the Five elements. Earth by the four.
Fantasy Race: I suppose the Giants!
Fantasy Creature: The harpy.
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral. Cause I'm frickin' crazy and don't care for good or evil.
Type of Villain: The affably evil. The type that will serve wine and a fancy meal, or take someone shopping, or just generally being nice before brutally slaughtering them.
Type of Hero: Heroes with carboard logic, provided they experience a moment where they totally shut down. Otherwise, heroes that aren't just for the side of Good. Cause that's how the Crusades went down.
Type of Heroine: One who's not there to be eye candy, not too sickeningly sweet and innocent, something different.
Type of Side character: Characters that you sometimes love more than the hero, because they're that funny or kick-ass.

Another Quiz by ||Toybox||

To select an option, simply put an 'X' in the brackets to the left of the question. If you do not agree with the statement, leave it blank. Count up all the 'X's and be sure to type up your total below each section.

Party Animal?
[] At parties, the lamp shade is always on my head.
[X] Balloons can be used to their full potential be chewing a small hole into rubber, and inhaling the helium, for a thrilling, high-pitched voice.
[X] When people talk about how cool it would be to jump into the pool, you actually do it.
[X] Whip cream goes on the face, not in your mouth. [Face first, mouth licking it off]
[X] You're never too old for a pinata.
[X] Its fun to see who can drink a can of soda the fastest, even if it hurts to try.
[] You know you're going to find an embarassing picture/Video of yourself somewhere on MySpace/PhotoBucket/Youtube/etc, by Monday.
[X] All you need is a little caffine and junk food to keep you going through the night. [Don't really need it, but hey...]
[] People are still talking about that picture/video they saw of you even after a week later.
[X] Mornings are for sleep anyways, right?

Total 7/10

A Dark Sense of Humor?
[X] Watching your least favorite cartoon hero being beaten down with your idea of a good Saturday morning.
[X] Jokes about slaughtering the innocent in grotesque ways are amusing. [Lookin' at you, dead baby jokes]
[X] You're constantly thinking of ways to make something serious, look funny. [Laugh at punishments!]
[X] After incinerating your victim, people question your strange naive innocents to the matter.
[X] Remember, always slaughter with a smile.
[] Slasher/Horror movies are the best! [Surprisingly cowardly]
[X] Playing the villain/violently insane character is fun in role plays.
[X] Its hard to hate the bad guy sometimes...
[X] You often mistake poking with stabbing [There's a difference?]
[X] You have a surprisingly detailed memory when it comes to crime scenes. [I'm a frickin' CSI agent at these things]

Total 9/10

[X] Don't ever touch a toad with fangs.
[X] Ice cream goes best with whatever you happen to find on the shelf next to it. [Cause that's the hot fudge or nuts.]
[X] Always listen to a man with a mustache [My father had a mustache]
[X] Strangers have the best candy [I would know]
[] The Note Book made me cry! [Haven't seen it yet]
[X] Hot Dogs for breakfast are the best!
[X] Never Put your tongue to a frozen pole. [I agree]
[X] Never NOT put your tongue to a frozen pole. [I also agree to disagree]
[X] As long as it isnt currently blinking, Meat is delicious. [Escargot! Quail! Sushi! Duck! Buffalo! Antelope!]
[X]Next time you climb a rock all, stay at the top and laugh at how everyone below looks like ants.

Total 10/10

HAHAHA! I'm a lot more fun than I thought! A little dark on the sense of humor, but cynism and sarcasm never killed anyone (sometimes illegal though). Well, that's basically the quizes. I don't have much to add, and I gotta sleep sometime soon, so, later!
  • Listening to: Aerosmith
  • Reading: To Kill a Mockingbird
  • Watching: .hack// Liminality
  • Playing: Guitar Hero
  • Eating: Patty melt
  • Drinking: Tea
Well for one, it wouldn't be very interesting, not unless you've got some damn good people to play all the characters in my head.

Anywho, Saw this on a friend's journal, thought that I'd do it myself.

If life was a movie, what would your soundtrack be?

Step by step instructions:

1. Open any sort of music playing program (iTunes, or similar)
2. Press Shuffle, or something to that extent.
3. Play it. It wouldn't work well otherwise.
4. Underneath each question, in order, write the name of the song playing.
5. New question, new song. Click next.
6. Do not lie, I know I didn't, and you should have the integrity to follow. My library is bad enough, yours surely can't be any worse (unless...)

The Opening Credits:
Soldiers of the Wasteland-Dragonforce (Makes me think of some fantasy movie)

Waking Up:
Spinning Wheel-Blood, Sweat, and Tears (Wierd)

First Day at School:
eBay-"Weird Al" Yankovic (What kind of school...)

Falling in Love (Pfft):
New Dark Ages-Bad Religion (What'd I tell ya? Love the song though)

Fight Song (Hell Yeah!):
Kinky-Satellite Party Feat. Hybrid. (Surprisingly, fits.)

Breaking Up:
She's My Baby-Mazzy Star (Great, I'm clingy and obsessed)

No Good Deed-Idena Menzel, from Wicked. (Sounds like fun!)

Truck Drivin' Song-"Weird Al" Yankovic. (Nuff said)

Mental Breakdown:
Halloween-John Pinette (It's a comedian's CD, so...)

Emotion-Daft Punk (Repetative, and heartwarming. Fits though.)

Bright Lights-Matchbox Twenty (Fits!)

Getting Back Together:
Song 10-As I Lay Dying (Damn. Two heavier bands playing for my love scenes)

Music Box House-Koji Kondo, Majora Mask Orchestrations (Yup. It fits too)

Birth of Child:
Heart of a Dragon-Dragonforce (My kid's gonna be raised like I was, on pure fantasy!)

Final Battle (AGAINST WHAT?):
Don't Nobody Bring Me No Bad News-The Wiz (A musical) Original Cast (It's too jazzy! AUGH! MY BATTLE'S WILL SUCK!)

Death Scene:
Fools Fall in Love-All Shook Up (Another Musical) Original Cast (My wife's gonna be sad, apparently)

Funeral Song:
Same Old Song and Dance-Aerosmith. (That's right. My funeral is set to ROCK!)

End Credits:
Cold-Matchbox Twenty (Seems close enough)

So, I suppose everything should have been moved down one. That might have worked better (Or been extremely Hilarious/Awkward. I couldn't say for certain)

Anyhow, go ahead people. Try this for yourselves! It's more fun than you'd think. Until next time. (For the three or four who actually read this.)
  • Listening to: Korpiklaani
  • Reading: Julias Ceasar (The Shakespearian Play)
  • Watching: Yu Yu Hakusho
  • Playing: Super Smash Bros. Brawl
  • Eating: Pizza
  • Drinking: Water
[X] You love hoodies. (Don't wear 'em, but they're cool)
[X] You love jeans.
[X] Dogs are better than cats.(Cats hate me.)
[X] It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Schadenfreude, baby.)
[X] You've played with/against guys on a team.
[] Shopping is torture.
[X] Sad movies suck.
[X] You own an X-box.
[X] Played with hotwheels cars as a kid.
[X] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (And a ninja)
[X] You own a DS, PS2 or sega. (All three!)
[X] You used to be obsessed with power rangers.
[] You watch sports on TV.
[X] Gory movies are cool. (DUDE! I CAN SEE HIS SPLEEN! RIGHTEOUS!)
[X] You go to your dad for advice.
[] You own like a trillion baseball caps. (Funny hats, yes.)
[] You like going to football games.
[] You used to/do collect baseball cards. (Collected other things.)
[X] Baggy pants are cool to wear. (and comfy.)
[X] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[X] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[] Sports are fun.
[X] Talk with food in your mouth. (Only SOMETIMES)
[X] Wear boxers.

Total = 19. Beat that guys.

My Girly Side

[] You wear lip gloss.
[] You love to shop.
[X] You wear eyeliner. (Admitedly, I do theater productions)
[] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[] You wear the color pink.
[X] Go to your mom for advice.
[X] You consider cheerleading a sport. (Witnessed too many mothers not to)
[] You hate wearing the color black.
[X] You like hanging out at the mall.
[] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[X] You like wearing jewelry. (Technically, watches count)
[] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[] You don't like the movie star wars.
[X] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance. (Theater has dance)
[] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories. (At max, thirty minutes. When I try, six)
[X] You smile a lot more than you should.
[X] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I only wear about two though)
[X] You care about what you look like. (Not a lot, but yes.)
[] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[X] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Aftershave smells good)
[] You wear girl underwear.
[] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
TOTAL = 10 (I'm girlier than Jasu. My pride has been shot)
  • Listening to: Coheed and Cambria
  • Reading: Once and Future King
  • Watching: Keroro Gunso!
  • Playing: Skies of Arcadia Legendz (WITH A Z)
  • Eating: Breakfast sammich
  • Drinking: Lemonade